Dysfunctional Relationships on Crime Shows: the Fallacy of "Should" on Criminal Intent

Different mystery shows tend to produce episodes that emphasize particular types of crimes and criminals. While CSI:LV episodes tended to produce dysfunctional relationships rooted in envy, Law & Order: Criminal Intent episodes tended to showcase dysfunctional relationships based on the perception of lost opportunities.

That is, Law & Order: Criminal Intent showcased what I consider to be one of the most damaging fallacies within the human psyche: I should have had this type of life.

One of the most chilling representative episodes is "Phantom" starring the ever impressive Michael Emerson as the villain. The episode is based on the true story of Jean-Claude Romand, the French man who pretended to work for WHO, took money from relatives, and ultimately killed his wife and kids and parents. Emerson's character pretends to work for the UN, "invests" money on behalf of a number of people, then kills some of that number. The show's detectives, Goren and Eames, save the family. The episode, naturally, presents the psychological motive in starker relief--but the critical moment is the same: the life the villain invented about himself is about to come crashing down/be revealed.

Marvelous Elizabeth Marvel

Law & Order: Criminal Intent returns to this theme several times, from Michael Gross (unnervingly) as the bad guy who wants the girl and kills to impress her--only to be disappointed by her utter lack of enthusiasm--to the publisher who pins all her faith on one of those horrible survivor memoirs (that turns out to be made-up). How they imagine their life's trajectory is out of sync with the reality around them. 

In fact, one of the first episodes uses this theme: "Art," in which an art forger kills because she so desperately wants to have a show of her own work. She is owed it.

An intimate relationship isn't the direct cause of the last two cases--although an adulterous couple does pay the price in one of them--but the couples of "Consumed" and "But Not Forgotten" (with the amazing Alicia Coppola) do. In both cases, a wife decides to take revenge on her husband for the life she believes he stole from her.

One of my favorites on the reverse side is "The Gift" in which a conman protects his nutty girlfriend, who believes she has psychic powers--but actually has a form of epilepsy--because "we don't do so well without each other." He knows exactly what the relationship is and sacrifices himself to protect it: "Someone will be there to catch you this time." 

Books to Movies: Is the Movie Giving Readers What They Loved in the First Place?

What do people love about a book? If a movie doesn't capture the thing that people truly love, has the movie failed?

I've read The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczt and frankly, it is over-the-top sentimentalism (in one scene, Percy kisses his wife's footprints). The legend of the Scarlet Pimpernel, however, is of a foppish, silly, mentally lacking gentleman who turns into a clever, brave operative. It's a variation, in some ways, on the laid-back hero. 
 
Anthony Andrews' Scarlet Pimpernel is the ultimate version--funny and high-energy, he engages both as the fop and as the clever spy. 
 
I was equally impressed--rather to my surprise--by Leslie Howard's Scarlet Pimpernel. He switches within seconds from drawling aristocrat to serious planner. He isn't quite as engaging as Andrews, who manages to retain his joie de vivre no matter his persona, but he does capture the legend.

Richard E. Grant's version doesn't quite capture those double roles. His Scarlet Pimpernel is less foppish and more sarcastic. He seems to be deliberately baiting his enemies rather than "hiding" in plain sight. Of course, the Richard E. Grant version takes place after Percy and Marguerite have reconciled and Chauvalin is already convinced of Percy's true self. 
 
The series has its points, namely the political and interpersonal wrangling between Chauvlin (Martin Shaw) and Ropiespierre (Ronan Vibert). 
 
But is the series a faithful rendering of the BOOK? Or, if not the book, of the legend that people love?
 
In many ways, the Blackadder III episode "Nob and Nobility" is more faithful. This is the episode in which BlackAdder pretends (or, rather, pretends that he is going to pretend) to be a spy in the style of Scarlet Pimpernel and keeps running into noblemen, including one played by Tim McInnery, who claim, "I am the Scarlet Pimpernel."
 
The issue here is why I feel that post-Hickson Agatha Christie BBC productions fail while Criminal Games, the recent French versions of Agatha Christie, succeed, despite taking enormous liberties. The things that I love about Christie (the hint of wryness, the anti-melodrama since everything is so ultimately normal, day-to-day life, matter-of-fact commentary) is distilled in the case of Hickson and Criminal Games. The other versions seem to take a tiny element and ignore the rest for the sake of BIG MEANING AND SELF-APPOINTED DARKNESS.
 
*Heavy sigh.*
 
Did the book get turned into a movie--or just the title?
 
 

International Chocolate Day

Today, September 13th, is International Chocolate Day! 

Like many of the women in my family, I love chocolate. However, I love it like a fan, not an expert (so this post could fall in the "Things I Like Anyway" category). That is, when I purchase candy bars, I often choose Hershey's and 3 Musketeers and such. 

When it comes to baked goods--which I prefer--I'm completely the opposite: very picky and snobbish. I only eat certain pies made by certain bakeries. I will only eat chocolate-filled croissants (my favorite dessert) made by certain bakeries (at one point, I learned to make them myself, and they turned out okay, but it's a lot of work--and butter). 

Borrowed picture--
hers had the same texture.
My mother agrees with me about baked goods but is as fussy about chocolate as I am about brownies and cakes. She sees absolutely no point in the stuff "that tastes like wax." 

To her credit, when I was growing up, she made a chocolate mousse pie that satisfied both of my tastebud needs: lovely, smooth chocolate in a perfect crust.

Ratatouille as an Exploration of Elitism versus Creativity

Speaking of liking and not liking things...

The plot of Ratatouille is complex as is the dialog. There is no attempt to "talk down" the dialog or even, as in Toy Story and Shrek, to keep the plot dialog basic while throwing in funny and more complex subtext. All of Ratatouille's dialog demands close attention. Still, it is possible that for young children, the images carry most of the story. And I happen to believe that while a child may get bored with an overly complex work (i.e., War & Peace), complexity doesn't automatically hurt a child's appreciation of a film or book: even if the child doesn't understand every plot point, innuendo, or theme, the child still responds to the film or book's created world and the human tensions within it.

Likewise, I think a child can appreciate the rather complex theme of Ratatouille, especially since the theme has multiple levels. When I first saw the movie, my English-teacher's brain was mislead by Gusteau's slogan, "Everyone can cook." I jumped to the conclusion that the movie was another one of those Disney films about someone trying and trying and trying until he or she achieves her goal! The Little Engine That Could, version 3,000.

But really, Gusteau's slogan should be "Everyone may cook" or, rather, "Everyone with talent should have the right to cook." In other words, Gusteau's point is not "hey, if you just try, try, try again, you can make it" (after all, Linguini freely admits at the end of the movie that he has absolutely no talent); rather, Gusteau is challenging the position of elitists.

"Everyone can cook" as in EVERYONE. Although Remy is the ultimate example of this, there are constant and sometimes subtle references to Gusteau's slogan throughout the entire movie: Colette challenges Linguini to doubt her talent (and her chutzpah) because she is a woman in a "man's world"; Skinner deplores Linguini's achievements because he is (1) a garbage boy and (2) untrained. Elitism--specifically the elitism that claims superiority for reasons other than talent (I have the right schooling; I know the right people; I belong to the right class/clique/political party)--is being questioned. In this context, Ego's name, of course, is a dead giveaway. His critiques (until the very end of the movie) aren't about enjoyment, pleasure, the fun of the thing; they are all about ego.

What makes Ratatouille, like so many Pixar films, unusual is that the issue of anti-elitism is not allowed to stop there. Yes, attacking elitism is great, but the writers force Remy to examine his budding anti-elitism. Will it (like it has for so many angsty college graduates) simply make Remy an anti-elitist elitist? Because Remy's family doesn't really understand or care about his talent does that mean they are stupid, capitalist, thieving philistines who should be shoved out of his life as quickly as possible?

Not at all. Remy's brother Emile will never lose his taste for Ramen noodles, tater tots, and Hostess cupcakes. The guy just isn't a gourmet. But he loves his brother, and his brother loves him, so...what does it matter? In fact, Brad Bird, the writer and director of Ratatouille, attempts to answer that question: Why does Remy's talent matter (if not for elitist reasons)? His answer: Remy's talent isn't about being better than other people; it's about doing something that will add to the world.

I like that because it bypasses the whole elitist versus self-esteem-for-everyone argument. (I dislike the first position and consider the second counter-productive.) In my thesis, I argue that people enjoy artistic works because those works enable them to use their creativity, but I also argue that creativity is a very broad desire.
Creativity is not a specialized right-brained activity, reserved for artists, poets, and performers. People want to create all kinds of things: loving families, good filing systems, decent web sites, tasty treats, well-groomed animals, a trusty lesson plan. How that desire plays out may very well be influenced by social, cultural environments and institutions but votary theory [my theory that I present in my thesis] postulates its existence regardless of external frameworks. The creative desire like any human desire (envy, hate, love) exists throughout time and history. The modes of its expression are influenced by context but context does not determine the desire. A contemporary Shakespeare would not, perhaps, write plays (unless he teamed up with Andrew Lloyd Webber); that a contemporary Shakespeare would have creative impulses I have no doubt.
In any case, all this thought about what constitutes talent and how it should be handled is extremely impressive for a movie that is, ostensibly, a light children's film, but then I have always found designations for films and books to be more confining than truthful.

Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day

Yup! That's today, September 10th. 

Blame It on the Large Hadron Collider Day is actually about blaming the LHC for lost items...not, necessarily, the end of life as we know it. 

I think the day is hilarious. I think the larger fear that rose up when the LHC was started is just sad.

A few semesters ago, one of my students polled the class: Who would go into space if offered?

The amazing result was...very few. 

Now, granted, I might not if the opportunity actually arose. I could travel and rarely do. But the idea that I would be entirely uninterested, indifferent, or just opposed astonishes me. 

What has happened to the desire to explore?! 

I feel the same way about the Hadron Collider. Okay, so it could rip apart the universe and send us all to destruction. So what? It's trying to discover the secrets of the universe! Woo-hoo!!

It's a little sad that the woo-hoo is so absent these days. Do people really just want to fuss about politics, throw around labels, and ask AI what to think? 

Wow, that was crotchety-sounding. I must be getting old. 

Of course, that means I'm still here.

Liking Versus Criticism or, Updated Title, Stop Caring What Other People Think About Art

I advocate people stop 
enjoying art based on ratings.
Try stuff out! 

I have reached "N" on A-Z List 8 (Books to Movies), which selections are drawn from A-Z List 2. On A-Z List 2, I mention that I have never gotten into Andre Norton, which I regret since there are so many books by Norton out there. 

The issue here dovetails with another series of posts: books I like even though nobody else does. Books I don't like even though they are popular or critically acclaimed.

Norton is an excellent example of the ultimate failure of literary criticism: liking has little to do with what the supposed-people-in-charge say. 

Far too many times, critics insist, "If I don't like something personally, it must be because it is no good." Reasoning from the personal to the general is a survival mechanism. It is also unreliable.

Yet we humans remain perfect little Victorians, insisting that today, right now, in us, is the objective best of times and worst of times; in the latter case, we become subject, as Eugene states, to "the near-universal idea, especially beloved on the academic left, that there existed a point in [the past] when All Was Good"

The fascinating mural from Criminal Minds contains
overlapping elements of a single person's life.
One Summer by Bill Bryson captures the reality: dig into history at any one point in time--1927, 1803, 321 BCE--and thousand of events begin to crowd themselves onto the stage of one's brain. Prohibition, Babe Ruth, Mount Rushmore, Herbert Hoover, Mississippi Floods, President Coleridge, Lindbergh, Al Capone. Murder cases. Political rallies. Political backstabbing. Boxers. Random people sitting on flagpoles. Model A Fords. Eventually, there's too much. Even Bill Bryson can't handle it all.

Humans (not just historians) smooth it all out, highlight the important stuff, slide names into biographies, and move on. How else could we cope with life's complications? (It is unfortunate that the result of this necessary leveling is a belief that "life really was like that.")

Back to literary criticism:

Likewise, although a case can be made for a book being "good" or "bad" (and I am advocate of making the case)--the unreliable habits of readers indicate how little that literary criticism matters in people's personal lives. On Amazon, beloved popular series almost all have 4/5 stars. And on IMDB, over time, everything eventually rates a "B" (with a few outliers on either side), no matter how popular (or personally beloved).

One of my favorite books growing up.
The book has 27 other fans on Amazon.
It was out of print for many years.
There are plenty of books that I love that other people happen to love too. There are also plenty of books that I love without any expectation that they will be beloved by anyone else. Along the same lines, Andre Norton isn't my cup of tea but is for plenty of other people. Good for her!

As far as literary enjoyment is concerned, "taste" rather than "good/bad" seems to determine not what lasts (gets streamlined) but what matters in everyday life. In one of his tomes, Stephen Pinker argues that evolutionary psychology (examining the rise and fall of civilizations from a macro point of view) explains the world overall and would appear to wipe out the need for free will. But he argues (I am paraphrasing), Isn't it better for us in our day to day lives to behave as if free-will exists?

I would add--because, after all, that's what going to happen anyway. 

In the day-to-day, people make choices--career choices, marriage choices, housing choices, pet choices, reading choices, viewing choices--that belong to them alone. Hence everything--from literature to civilizations--remains messy. The macros only appears after enough time has passed: the rough edges get smoothed out, and the important events (or books) rise to the surface.

But thinking that we know the macro while we are living in the micro--that's where the little Victorian in all of us insists on taking a nosedive into the void.

Better to make the best choices you can, live by the moral code you've selected, and read what you want. The macro will take care of itself. 

Books to Movie: Movie or Series, Which is Better?

I've reached "N" on A-Z List 2, and the movie I thought of was The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger. 

I've seen both the movie and the series. The comparison raises the issue, Is a series the answer? 

It can be. I think some stories definitely benefit from the longer treatment.

In the above case, I say, "No." I think the movie surpasses the series which seems to get bogged down by its own...something or other...inability to figure out what it is doing, I guess.

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, on the other hand, was far better as the 1983 series than the movie. It is a voyage rather than a narrative arc, anyway. 

So is most Jules Verne stuff. And Jules Verne will come up later.

The issue isn't (necessarily) length. Lord of the Rings, however long, does have a strong narrative arc. The Hobbit is a little less tidy as a movie though Jackson, in my view, did a decent job turning it from a journey into a story. 

Overall, pacing may determine medium more than content. That is, one complaint about movies is that the scriptwriters leave stuff out. But excision is a reality of all transformations. It's a fact of art. 

The problem lies with a story that isn't really a story but more a set of vignettes. A series might serve such a book better than, say, the approach used for the most excellent and powerful Die Hard, which pays off all its set-ups relentlessly without stopping for anybody to smell, let alone study, any roses. 

If what a reader wants is to delve into a particular world, a series is more likely to give the reader satisfaction. But it may end up missing the point which I suggest happens with the series made from Niffenegger's book. And missing the point may annoy readers more.

All the Ms: Machado to MacHale

Machado, Ana Maria: Me in the Middle is a little preachy but still quite impressive. It is the story of a girl who hears both her great-grandmother and her great-granddaughter in her head. It’s a very Gabriel Garcia Marquez idea in an uncomplicated way. 

Machado, Carmen Maria: “Inventory” from Her Body and Other Parties is interesting because it is about a virus/plague slowly killing off people. The narrator is listing past lovers as she likely expects to die. I assumed at first that the inspiration was COVID, but the book of short stories was published in 2017. So similarly dark and reflective but without the “yeah, well, people do keep going” reality of the real thing. 

Machado De Assis, Joaquim Maria: One of the interesting aspects of this reading experiment is encountering designated great authors that I didn’t know about. De Assis Machado is one of those greats! I started Dom Casmurro. The translation is excellent. And…there’s a reason I don’t know many great authors. Namely, I don’t find great literature all that interesting. 

Machias, Jules: Both Can Be True is about a main character who is non-binary and the boy who becomes the main character’s friend. The main character’s voice is engaging, but after the end of the first chapter, I just felt enormously sad. I’m not sure the author realizes how much the Rainbow Alliance in the first chapter comes across as stricter than any club I attended in high school in the 1980s. Instead of biological sexes being expanded to encompass the truly unusual, the supposedly unusual is broken up into smaller and smaller monitored bits. Allowed. Not allowed. Accepted. Not accepted. The moment pronouns become grist for the equivalent of hall-monitoring, finger-pointing "you've gotta make a decision about that" expectations tend to follow. 

Here is the reason that organized "safe places" ultimately fail. In Strong Poison by Dorothy Sayers, Wimsey ruminates that even in a "well-regulated" world where everyone has been parceled into government programs, the bright young things will creep away to night-clubs:

"Nature will have her revenge. They will slink away from the Government Communal Games to play solitaire in catacombs over a bowl of unsterilized skim-milk." 

True individuality always, eventually, makes itself felt.  

MacHale, D.J.Curse of the Boogin starts with a dad falling off a roof, a surprisingly tragic beginning for a kid’s books even in this day & age. It appears to be Supernatural for young teens. 

The Dark Pasts (and Futures) of Children's Writers, Expanded

The best scene in The Secret Garden is when Mary, infuriated by Colin's tantrum, accuses him of self-martyrdom. Colin, who is truly frightened by the idea of being a hunchback, claims that he "felt a lump." Mary insists on seeing his back and then states, emphatically, "There's not a single lump there! There's not a lump as big as a pin! If you ever say there is again, I shall laugh!"

The narrator continues:

No one but Colin himself knew what effect those crossly spoken childish words had on him...now that an angry unsympathetic little girl insisted obstinately that he was not as ill as he thought he was he actually felt as if she might be speaking the truth.
In this passage, Frances Hodgson Burnett reveals why she deserves her place in the echelon of children's writers. Like E. Nesbit, Burnett knew, or remembered, the quality of child fear—quite different from adult fear--the dull terror that children can live with without fully comprehending why and don't have rationals or experience to combat.

It is this quality that keeps Burnett (more than Nesbit) from descending into the maudlin. In The Little Princess, the true horror of Sarah's loss is captured in her nearly catatonic behavior. In another of Burnett's novels, Little Lord Fauntleroy never experiences anything as horrific but the author does a fine job illustrating his homesickness:
Perhaps he was a trifle tired, as his bed-time was nearing, and perhaps after the excitement of the last few days it was natural he should be tired, so perhaps, too, the feeling of weariness brought to him a vague sense of loneliness in the remembrance that to-night he was not to sleep at home...and the more he thought of [his mother] the less was he inclined to talk, and by the time the dinner was at an end the Earl saw that there was a faint shadow on his face.
It is this ability to capture childhood unhappiness that gives good writers for children such power. It isn't the same as going back and creating a childhood memory. Rather, Burnett and Nesbit had remarkably clear recollections of the fear, terror and uncertainty that children carry with them. (Of the two, Nesbit is somewhat more detached.)

There's a difference between remembering one's childhood emotions and being so haunted by one's childhood that one's entire life becomes an attempt at exorcism. Elizabeth Enright, E.M. Boston, Z. Snyder, Barbara Robinson, J. Spinelli, Edward Eager and Laura Ingalls Wilder belong to the first group. Dahl and Barrie seem to belong to the latter, and I can't say that I have ever cared for their books. (There are, additionally, writers who simply "get" kids: R.L. Stine belongs to the last category.) 

The overall point is that through children's literature, good children's literature, runs a dark thread, a thread that Lemony Snicket exploits quite mischievously. It cannot, however, be recreated as a lesson or set of rules. That is, it isn't about idealizing OR bemoaning OR improving childhood. It's more Calvin & Hobbs than that. 

The dark side of children's literature is often dismissed by people who think that all children's literature is about forming young minds (homilies) and/or who equate subject matter with quality. Which is just foolish. Harry Potter may be as pointless as Harold Bloom contests but it isn't any worse than The Da Vinci Code. In fact, in many ways, it is far superior.

The problem is the same problem that stalks the Academy Awards people every year: how do you honor comedy which, on the surface, just doesn't seem as earth-shattering and profound and deep and all that as, say, American Beauty?

First, I contest, one should acknowledge that comedy is incredibly difficult to make. It's like Olympic gymnastics: sure, it looks easy, but you go try it. Slight tangent: in high school, I had to do a bit of abstract art with oils. I failed miserably. It basically ended up a dirty mess of paint on a board. And not an on-purpose dirty mess of paint. Just dirty. I only passed because the final project was painting from a still life, and I can do still life! So, don't tell me your 3-year old could paint a Pollock. Cause she can't. 

Second, profundity is not only easier than comedy but there's profundity and then there's profundity. Crime & Punishment is profound. Not much else is really. Maybe Moby Dick. There you go. There's your standard. A lot of books come off as profound because people die and have affairs and question their purpose in life and have those kind of endings where people sit around and think about why they have changed (not what they are going to do with the change). I HATE those endings. I think they are lousy. (One reason I believe mysteries are so popular is because the ending IS an ending: bad guy dies or gets arrested or, occasionally, gets let go, but something happens.) 

And for those of you who think art is supposed to imitate life and people do sit around contemplating their navels, fiction is never the same as real life. It can't be. There's no reason it should be. 

Now, there are kids who react well to this kind of profundity, who are drawn to the deaths and divorces and dreary plots of young adult literature. Even I loved The Crucible as a teen--and Sidney Carlton. Kids who retain these likes go on to select the same kinds of things from the adult section. 

I am not trying to argue that such pseudo-profundity doesn't exist in children's literature; I am arguing that lack of profundity doesn't translate into a lack of profoundly good writing. If you accept my earlier claim, that most things aren't really profound anyway, the criteria of what makes something worthwhile to read has to undergo re-evaluation. I personally like the evaluation, It's worthwhile if it's well-written and does what it set out to do. And it's well-written if it keeps your interest (isn't dull), reads smoothly (if it doesn't read smoothly, it reads not-smoothly on purpose), tells a story and isn't stupid.

I don't think my criteria will get me hired on at any universities, but it's a useful standard against which most things can be compared. And a great deal of children's literature compares against it very well indeed.

Two Substanceless Movies--One Good, One Bad

I recently discussed Melville in my Books to Movies posts. I took Melville from A-Z List 2. L.M. Montgomery is also from A-Z List 2. I review one of the Anne movies below. 

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES: THE CONTINUING STORY

From Continuing Story: what viewers wanted to see
more of. 
I watched this shortly after it came out in 2000. I didn't care for it but recently decided to give it another chance. Maybe I was comparing it too closely to the other Anne movies?

So I rewatched it, and wow, this is a horrible film. It's not horrible the way 80's sitcoms are horrible--kind of silly and dumb and kitschy all at the same time.

It's just bad.

I should state at this point that I have not read any of Montgomery's books. I *might* have read the first one, but if so, I barely remember it. So I'm not speaking from the point of view of a purist who feels betrayed because Sullivan didn't use the later Montgomery books (although considering how awful this film is, I can understand why the purists were so upset).

The fundamental problem (and the tie-in to "substanceless") is that none of the issues raised by Sullivan's script are paid off, creating a movie that is ultimately NOT about becoming a doctor or writer in New York City; NOT about living on Prince Edward Island; NOT about a spy-network; NOT about getting married; NOT (even) about adoption (though it comes close).

It IS bizarrely enough about Anne almost having extramarital relationships with some writer guy and Diana's husband and ...

So much so, that I think Sullivan just couldn't drop his fantasy of all the men Anne might possibly end up with--in his hands, she becomes a sort of clean-living femme fatale. This week, she could end up with a German fighter pilot! Next week: the pool boy!

A bucolic female James Bond. 

Of course, this means that Sullivan utterly failed to understand why people liked his first two films to begin with. Imagine if Andrew Davies (of Pride & Prejudice, the series, fame) wrote a sequel in which Darcy nearly had an affair with Anne de Bourgh. Or Jane. Or Mary!

I will do Sullivan the courtesy of believing he was clueless when he produced Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story rather than cynically trading on the nostalgic wholesome aura he produced in the first two movies (just so he could make a film about WWI).

THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS

This film can be summed up in one line: "Man rescues his lover from danger--more than once."

Okay, that's it.

Yes, yes, there's a French & Indian War going on, and it probably is all very historically accurate. But the historical context is only as relevant as it creates conflict for rescuing man. The final scenes aren't determined by the historical events; they are determined by rescuing man's need to rescue.

Think Titanic, only The Last of the Mohicans is a way better movie.

Alice

It is a way better movie because (1) it doesn't try to convince viewers that it is anything other than what it is. "Man rescues his lover from danger" runs every part of the movie; we aren't asked to commiserate with those poor people dying from cold--sorry, being scalped by Indians. We are only asked to care about the main relationship. This doesn't make the movie unfeeling--quite the contrary. By caring about Hawkeye & Cora (and by extension for Alice, Uncas, Chingachgook, and even Heyward), we come to care deeply about their circumstances. Yet by not straying away from the main plot, the movie avoids being bogged down by its historical context (which is far more complex than Titanic's).

(2) Everything and everybody is so gosh darn beautiful.

Uncas

I should state here that male actors who float my boat include Martin Freeman, Michael Emerson, Peter Falk, Ted Levine...I am impressed more by Daniel Day-Lewis's acting ability than by his admittedly stunning good lucks.

However, 1/3rd of the way through a recent rewatching of this movie, I said, "Good grief, these people are all gorgeous."

Seriously gorgeous. Everybody. Even when they are covered with grime and blood.

This is truly a big-screen, theater-worthy film--especially since I spent the remaining 2/3rds of the movie going, "Wow, wow, good grief, wow."

Plot? There's a plot? Whatever. Just look at that scenery! 

Film is a visual medium. A beautiful film--beautifully shot with lovely music--does make a difference.

Books to Movies: Melville and Do We Include Everything?

This issue has already been partly address in the post on Kleypas--certain subplots that work in a book, work less well in a movie.

The issue in this post is about art is general. Actually, it's about everything in general, including research and so-called censorship.

Here's reality: 

Something will always, always, be excised.

Yes, the stream-of-consciousness folks and the Impressionists attempted to solve the issue: Okay, we can't capture every thought, physical reaction, sound, taste, touch, smell, word, action in its absolute fullness so we will (1) stay inside someone's head and give you everything THERE or (2) go for the overall impression/sweeping reaction that captures the experience

And yet, even with the Impressionists and stream-of-consciousness artists--

Jack Kerouac's writing, which is quite fun, may seem like a guy talking out loud. It isn't. It's crafted. Ordinary stream-of-consciousness would be kind of dull. It would be less like this--

The most fantastic parking-lot attendant in the world, he can back a car forty miles an hour into a tight squeeze and stop at the wall, jump out, race among fenders, leap into another car, circle it fifty miles an hour in a narrow space, back swiftly into tight spot, hump, snap the car with the emergency so that you see it bounce as he flies out; then clear to the ticket shack, sprinting like a track star, hand a ticket, leap into a newly arrived car before the owner’s half out, leap literally under him as he steps out, start the car with the door flapping, and roar off to the next available spot, arc, pop in, brake, out, run; working like that without pause eight hours a night, evening rush hours and after-theater rush hours, in greasy wino pants with a frayed fur-lined jacket and beat shoes that flap.

And more like this--

Uh, eat something. Oh, I gotta remember to check my bank account. Yuck, that smell. Uh. Uh. Uh. I'm tried. That's not doing to work. It is...There are...That...This...Uh...Uh...Oh, yeah, car stuff! What time is it? Cats haven't eaten yet. Hey, pen. Uh. I think I have a headache. Battery for...Uh.

Which brings me to....

I haven't seen a movie yet that presents the middle chapters of Moby Dick--the parts about how to cut up a whale. I don't necessarily think those chapters are just Melville upping his word count. I think they are relevant. But nope. Not one movie.

It might be kind of fun if someone did--a "documentary" type movie with Ishmael narrating. Or a cut in the film, like something out of Life of Brian, where the story line is suddenly disrupted with a "How to Do This Yourself At Home" YouTube video, also narrated by Ishmael.

If you wish to stick to the classic rendering, I recommend the Patrick Stewart miniseries.


Books to Movies: Riddles in the Dark and More on Pacing

"Riddles in the Dark"

In the movie, Bilbo is both more aware of Gollum's murderous nature and more aware that he is taking/stealing Gollum's ring. 

Bilbo's sense of guilt exists in all the books. To an extent, that guilt informs his willingness to give the ring "back" or, at least, away in Fellowship (LOTR).

There is more obvious continuity regarding the Ring between Jackson's The Hobbit and LOTR. In The Desolation of Smaug, Bilbo begins to experience the negative influence of the ring. The ill-effects take longer to exert themselves in the books (after all, Sauron has just been temporarily banished, sent packing back to Mordor).
 
The slight change to how Gollum loses the ring makes an important change to the pacing in the film, as in, it speeds up the action. In the book, Gollum goes to find the ring and then returns while Bilbo is waiting for him. In the film, he goes after Bilbo as soon as he makes the intuitive leap to what Bilbo carries.
 
The exchange between Gollum and Bilbo, Serkis and Freeman, two ultimate Everymen, is fantastic, of course, with strong comedic timing, and it captures something that Gandalf mentions in LOTR: that for all their antagonism, Gollum and Bilbo understand each other quite well, including the riddles they exchange.
 
The pacing does strike me as odd, however. The surrounding scenes are CHASE CHASE CHASE. Without knowing the importance of the ring, the scenes between Bilbo and Gollum might seem out of sync. But since, as mentioned earlier, I find chases generally tedious, I don't mind the change in pace (despite finding it odd).
 
And the scenes are lovingly and exactly rendered, including Bilbo's decision not to kill Gollum, which, again, is expressed entirely through excellent body language--just as Gollum's painful loneliness is expressed entirely through excellently rendered body language. 
 
I've often wondered what the film would look like if it was massively cut to mostly only Freeman's scenes. I don't demand such a cut--I like all the extras, even the parts I ignore--but it would be an interesting exercise in editing. It would also create a narrative approach that I enjoy: a point of view that is restricted to a single character. 
 
That is, rather than seeing the dwarfs being chased, we would see only Bilbo. He would then escape. He would then be surprised to encounter the dwarfs. The viewer would THEN be told what happened. 
 
I don't hold it against Jackson that he didn't take this approach. For one, Bilbo encountering the dwarfs after the fact would entail either lots of dialog or a flashback and flashbacks can disrupt pacing even more than cuts between quiet confrontations and action sequences. 
 
And action sequences do satisfy those people who like CHASE-CHASE-CHASE.  

Books to Movies: Over Hill and Under Hill, Internal Character Arcs, and Chase Scenes

"Over Hill and Under Hill"

In the book, Bilbo does not consider leaving the company, either before or after the adventures around and in the Misty Mountains. He often wishes he was back in Rivendell or Bag End. He never actually considers making his way back alone. 

However, in a trilogy, each movie needs its own character arc. In The Fellowship of the Ring, Aragorn actively lets Frodo go at the end of the first movie, indicating the end of an internal battle that in the book, he underwent years earlier. But the moment of choice in the film works since it pays off all the characters, including Boromir. 

Bilbo's internal arc for the first Hobbit movie is resolved when he joins the dwarfs on the other side of the Misty Mountains, promising to help them retake their home--one of my favorite scenes. Bilbo's commitment to the company is solidified.

After all, Smaug obviously isn't paid off or the Necromancer or Azog. And the ring won't be paid off until the next series!

First, however, "under" the mountain. 

The chase scene and the Great Goblin's death is one of those action-film sequences that must be popular since they are so common, but I find a trifle dull. However, I give this sequence a higher rating than the Moria chase scene (after the battle in the Chamber of Records) in Fellowship, which I consider to be one of the most pointless chase scenes in the entire franchise. Five minutes that could easily have been spent on more time in Lothlorian! On and on and on... 

I go along with Literature Devil here--action sequences like this need some kind of change to give them decent pacing. The river chase scene in the next Hobbit movie is far better simply because there is a change in emotion: Kili is hurt and Legolas is conflicted about retrieving his enemies in the face of greater enemies. 

Otherwise, run-run-run never struck me as particularly interesting. 

(Granted, the Great Goblin is amusing.) 

Notes on Bilbo and Gollum will follow...

Phantom of the Opera (2004) Review: Villains Can Be Fun!

Speaking of villains as protagonists...

Many antagonists become the heroes when a book becomes a film. In Dracula the book, Dracula is a major character but in the last 2/3rds of the book, he is mostly off-screen. In Dracula the movie, he has to take center-stage. 

Likewise, in The Phantom of the Opera the musical, the Phantom becomes a major player, and he hauls into the storyline everything that turns the story from a thriller into an EXTRAVAGANZA.

Review from 2006

I realized Phantom of the Opera (2004) is a totally nutty film when the electric guitars started up.

Okay, so I know the musical is hardly historically accurate, but I'm willing to exercise an enormous suspension of disbelief with musicals. Still, when the Phantom, that musically-obsessed dude, started rowing Christine to his lair and the electric guitars chimed in, well, all I could think was: Talk about being ahead of his time. No wonder Christine is all gooey and enthralled: he's an early member of Kiss!

Which doesn't mean that the movie isn't a hoot and a half. For one thing, the Phantom is young and super attractive (in fact, he is so attractive, when Christine pulls off his mask, you sit there going, "Huh? So the guy has a bad sunburn--what's the prob?") For another, you've got Minnie Driver and a huge cast of thousands overacting all over the place (Minnie Driver is always fun). And there's a scene in a graveyard and a sword fight and that big chandelier (I always pictured it as falling straight down; I must say the film's version of a slowly descending side-ways catastrophe is much more impressive) and lots of pounding chords. Not to mention the lair and the water and all the grids. Kind of like what Titanic could have been if James Cameron hadn't wanted you to feel bad for the 3rd class passengers.

Big music! Smoke! Fire! Electric guitars! Lots and lots and lots of candles! Masks of various sizes and shades! Big, billowy dresses! Like many Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals, the music substitutes for depth. I mean, come on, there's the Phantom's past (which is interesting) and the Phantom's own opera (which is interesting) and the Phantom's relationship to Mme Giry (which is really interesting) and instead, you get a lot of singing. *Sigh.*

However, there's something to be said for creating a psychotic, sunburnt, shouting, musically-obsessed guy in silly dress (which he wears rather well) and then, getting audiences to watch him for two hours.  

All the Ms: MacFarquahar to MacGregor

MacFarquhar, Neil: The Sand Cafe is about war reporting, including the mundane bits. It has a glowing recommendation from P.J. O’Rourke on the cover, and the first chapter unwinds smoothly; it is well-written. 

Some genres and topics I delve into over and over again. Others–not so much. Regarding the genre here, I saw The Year of Living Dangerously. That’s enough.

MacGregor, Janna:
Romance. I tried The Bad Luck Bride. It is possible that I would have continued if I hadn’t felt (and this is a problem with romances) that the whole conflict could have been cleared up in Chapter 1 if one character had said, “Yo, Dude, I think you have the wrong idea. Here’s what actually happened with your sister.”

MacGregor, Maya: In the book I picked up, the main character is non-binary, being introduced as they/their/them.



I was consequently leery.

In the past few years, teen books with transgender and non-binary characters have increased. I’m not opposed to the topics. I’m a big fan of there being books out there for everyone on anything (hence, this list).

But many of the books I’ve encountered in this subgenre (contemporary fiction for teens regarding orientation/identity) have often (1) lacked any type of story, being polemics disguised as story; (2) been uncomfortably nasty, like kids in a high school clique deciding that everyone else stinks and needs to be told so repeatedly. The fact that the “bad kids” are being lectured and bullied about their evil political and social views rather than, say, geekiness or fatness doesn’t make it any less bullying.

I didn't feel any better when within the first chapter, the "bad" place was pinpointed as Montana while the "good" place was Oregon. Poor Montana comes in for a lot of negative press in certain books. And since I’ve never considered the West coast–where I have lived–a bastion of law & order & tolerance, any more than any other place (or not) where I have lived, the cliche is tiresome.

I felt worse when a “bad” character’s badness was indicated by a failure to use the proper pronouns: obsessively monitoring language is a marker of a paranoid and judgmental society, on the right and on the left.

And finally, I was immediately faced with a protagonist who had been victimized and that victimization was presented as one of the primary conflicts.

Now, granted, the broader subgenre here–teens who are traumatized by something or other–certainly can be done. In fact, it has been around for a long time: when I was growing up, books about suffering, angst-ridden, misunderstood teenagers, some of whom committed suicide together, were incredibly popular. Flowers in the Attic and Forever were two of the most popular books of my teen years: family dysfunction and sexual awakening!

I’m not a fan (most of the time). I read neither of the listed books, but I confess I did read Cynthia Voigt's Izzy Willy Nilly (about a girl who loses a leg) and another about college students in which one character dies. Izzy Willy Nilly is quite good.

Having stated all the above, I will say that the opening of MacGregor's book, The Many Half-Lived Lives of Sam Sylvester, struck me positively:

"The first time I see the house, it's as it swallows my father."

The line reminds me of a fantastic poem "from the wave, the way" by Valerie Majer Caso, which contains the following lines: 

we are swallowed by wakefulness.
The house swallows us in its terrible thirst. The routine of taking our children
to school swallows us
                                                   and so does the if only I could.

Moreover, the house is presented as the symbol or source of conflict almost immediately, which did impress me.

So if you are looking for the tropes listed above, this book appears to be one of the better written within the related subgenre!

(For a story-focused book about a transgender character that doesn’t use the above tropes and plays fair with characterization, I recommend KJ Charles’s Sins of the Cities: An Unsuitable Heir.)
 
MacGregor, KG: Lesbian romance writer. The book I started, Mulligan, was impressive because (1) it took the character’s orientation for granted; too often, lesbian romance–like some traditional romance–gets bogged down by the woman’s role; even decent authors of male/male romance sometimes falter here when they turn to lesbian romance; (2) the main protagonists are older, near sixty. However, the romance is “world” romance, meaning it is all about the person’s life and hobbies and prior relationships– more Sleepless in Seattle than You’ve Got Mail. I prefer the latter to the former. (And yes, I read any and all types of romances.)

MacGregor, Roy: Screech Owls: The Night They Stole The Stanley Cup is a sports book: a mystery and a game. It may fall into the same category as Detectives in Toga, which I like, but I’m not sure. That is, I couldn't get into it either because of the writing style or because of the topic. Not sure.