Great Grammar Closer Moment

"Dumb Luck," a third season episode of The Closer, includes the stereotypical dumb blond (who is caught by far-from-dumb blond Brenda Leigh Johnson). She is a malaprop, a person who mangles language.  This is appropriate since she gave the wrong date to her hit-man.

As she is being led away at the end, she explodes at how unfair it is that she is being arrested for arranging a death that led to the wrong person being killed (hey, she even asked for her money back):

"This is a tapestry of justice!" she cries. "A tapestry!"


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